THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME !!!!

All my friends and family warned me, it will happen. Anyday, you'll get the invite. But, as the days approached to my 50th birthday, nothing came. Just imagine my horror, when last night, sipping on a nice glass of my favorite Shiraz, thumbing thru the days mail...IT arrived! I guess it's official now. I can get the senior citizens discount at McDonalds! As Bob would say..."sorry for my luck"